For the last time - VINCENT VAN GOGG WASN’T A SHITTING VISIONARY. HE JUST HAD SHITTING GOGGLES ON. DID IT MAKE HIS PAINTING BETTER? Yeah, probably. I reckon anyway. Definitely yeah.

ANYWAY shut your paintbrushes up. ALL OF YOU.

SHIT ME IT’S MICHAEL FISH, BUT HE LOOKS DIFFERENT.
I hope it doesn’t rain, Michael Fish, because you’re wearing up all the goggles and you’re indoors - think of everyone else getting moist eyes. Selfish prick.

SHIT ME IT’S MICHAEL FISH, BUT HE LOOKS DIFFERENT.

I hope it doesn’t rain, Michael Fish, because you’re wearing up all the goggles and you’re indoors - think of everyone else getting moist eyes. Selfish prick.

WELCOME TO BETTERWITHGOGGLES

If you’ve got the time, we’ve got the goggles.

Get ready, shit’s about to get real.